Yesterday when I was out on deliveries, I saw a police car that said transit police. And it had a UTA symbol on it. I asked myself, why does UTA need its own police force? And why does this police force need patrol cars? What are they going to do, follow buses around making sure no one holds onto the back? Wouldn't it be more efficient to put the Transit police on the buses?
This got me thinking, and I decided I'm going to start a police force, called the drug police. It'll be people who go around making sure that people take their drugs properly. It'll be owned by the pharmacy. I mean, if UTA can have a police force, why not me?
Applications to join my police force will be accepted in the comments section of this post. Qualifications are basic literacy and driving skills.
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i'd rather be a vigilante
I figure my police force is just an organized group of vigilantes anywho. so whatever.
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